RACKIN' UP LOOT WITH A CART PEN!

Yo, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't nothin' better than hittin' the shelves with a cart pen. This ain't your mama's stationery set, this is the real deal. We talkin' 'bout swipin' those price tags right off the goods. Then you just scoot on out with your treasure, fast as a greyhound. Ain't no store security man gonna stop ya when you got that m